(1971 - )
author and educator who wrote Buffalo Lockjaw (2009), which won the Book of the Year Award for trade paperback original, and Funeral Platter: Stories (2017).
Science Quotes by Greg Ames (1 quote)
If youve got one foot in the past and one foot in the future, youre pissing on the present.
— Greg Ames
Aphorism seen used by various writers, for example, in Buffalo Lockjaw (2009), 276-277. Variants also seen attributed to Michael J. Fox in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future (2010), 96; P.J. Parrish in The Killing Song (2011), 126; and Malachy McCourt. Webmaster has as yet not found a distinct primary source, and believes it may be an aphorism of unknown origin.