Valentine For Statisticians Quotes (1 quote)
The Statistics of My Love
To My Most Significant Other
I ran the numbers, checked the mean,
The odds are clear—you’re my queen.
No margin of error, no null in sight,
My heart predicts: you feel just right.
A sample size of infinite days,
Proves love’s no chance, no fleeting phase.
So let’s regress to one true line,
A perfect trend—you being mine.
Yours with 100% confidence,
Your Devoted Statistician ❤️
To My Most Significant Other
I ran the numbers, checked the mean,
The odds are clear—you’re my queen.
No margin of error, no null in sight,
My heart predicts: you feel just right.
A sample size of infinite days,
Proves love’s no chance, no fleeting phase.
So let’s regress to one true line,
A perfect trend—you being mine.
Yours with 100% confidence,
Your Devoted Statistician ❤️
A Valentine for Statisticians imagined by A.I. generated by Today in Science History (ChatGTP, 14 Feb 2025)
In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.
(1987) -- 
