Edmund Clerihew Bentley
(10 Jul 1875 - 30 Mar 1956)
Popular English novelist and humorist of the early twentieth century, who invented the clerihew, an irregular form of humorous verse on biographical topics.
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Science Quotes by Edmund Clerihew Bentley (5 quotes)
“Corruptio optimi pessima!”
Grinned Sir Henry Bessemer.
“Judicio vulgi demens!”
Snorted Sir William Siemens.
Grinned Sir Henry Bessemer.
“Judicio vulgi demens!”
Snorted Sir William Siemens.
— Edmund Clerihew Bentley
Edmund Clerihew Bentley, Biography for Beginners (1905). Collected in Biography for Beginners, 1905. Collected in Complete Clerihews (2008), 11. The two Latin phrases are only chosen to rhyme with the names. In fact they mean, in order, “The corruption of the best is the worst of all” and “Mad in the judgment of the mob.”
Professor Dewar
Is a better man than you are,
None of you asses
Can condense gases.
Is a better man than you are,
None of you asses
Can condense gases.
— Edmund Clerihew Bentley
E. C. Bentley, Biography for Beginners (1905). Collected in Complete Clerihews (2008), 39.
Sir Christopher Wren
Said, 'I am going to dine with some men.
If anyone calls
Say I am designing St. Paul's.'
Said, 'I am going to dine with some men.
If anyone calls
Say I am designing St. Paul's.'
— Edmund Clerihew Bentley
Biography for Beginners, 1905. Collected in Complete Clerihews (2008), 137.
Sir Humphrey Davy
Abominated gravy.
He lived in the odium
Of having discovered sodium.
.
Abominated gravy.
He lived in the odium
Of having discovered sodium.
.
— Edmund Clerihew Bentley
Said to have been written as a schoolboy during a chemistry class at St. Paul’s School. Fromn Edmund Clerihew Bentley, 'Sir Humphrey [sic] Davy', Biography for Beginners (1905). An example of a clerihew, an irregular form of biographical humorous verse, devised by the author. Collected in Complete Clerihews (2008), 38. Schoolboy comment as quoted in Alan L. Mackay, A Dictionary of Scientific Quotations (1991), 26. Note the correct spelling for Davy’s name is Humphry.
The only occasion when Comte
Is known to have romped
Was when the multitude roared “Vive La Philosophie Positive!”
Is known to have romped
Was when the multitude roared “Vive La Philosophie Positive!”
— Edmund Clerihew Bentley
E. C. Bentley, Biography for Beginners (1905). Collected in Complete Clerihews (2008), 32.