Richard Cowen
(24 Jan 1940 - )
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Science Quotes by Richard Cowen (9 quotes)
“Complex” is a relative term
That’s rarely applied to a worm
But a worm that’s coelomic
Can be rather comic
It can burrow and wriggle and squirm.
That’s rarely applied to a worm
But a worm that’s coelomic
Can be rather comic
It can burrow and wriggle and squirm.
— Richard Cowen
A band of bacterial brothers
Swigging ATP with some others,
In a jocular fit,
They laughed ’til they split
Now they’re all microbial mothers.
Swigging ATP with some others,
In a jocular fit,
They laughed ’til they split
Now they’re all microbial mothers.
— Richard Cowen
Caves are wonderful places for lairs
For sabertooth tigers and bears
But “Try and eject us!”
Said Homo erectus,
“We need this place for our heirs!”
For sabertooth tigers and bears
But “Try and eject us!”
Said Homo erectus,
“We need this place for our heirs!”
— Richard Cowen
Early mammals all suckled their brood
They breathed in and out as they chewed
Their molar tooth facets
Were masticatory assets
But their locomotion was crude.
They breathed in and out as they chewed
Their molar tooth facets
Were masticatory assets
But their locomotion was crude.
— Richard Cowen
No one is allowed to dream up any old explanation for past events. A scientific suggestion (a hypothesis) has to fit the available evidence, and it has to fit with the laws of physics and chemistry, and with the principles of biology, ecology, and engineering that have been pieced together over the past 200 years of scientific investigation.
— Richard Cowen
The morning was hardly propitious
When sailors discovered Mauritius
They killed off the lot Stewed them up in a pot
And pronounced them extinct, but delicious.
When sailors discovered Mauritius
They killed off the lot Stewed them up in a pot
And pronounced them extinct, but delicious.
— Richard Cowen
The reptilian idea of fun
Is to bask all day in the sun.
A physiological barrier,
Discovered by Carrier,
Says they can't breathe, if they run.
Is to bask all day in the sun.
A physiological barrier,
Discovered by Carrier,
Says they can't breathe, if they run.
— Richard Cowen
They fall from the branches to wait
But they’re 12,000 summers too late
You can smell them for miles
They’re rotting in piles
The fruits that the gomphotheres ate.
But they’re 12,000 summers too late
You can smell them for miles
They’re rotting in piles
The fruits that the gomphotheres ate.
— Richard Cowen
We’re proud of humanity’s powers,
But these potions and medicine of ours,
Coffee, garlic, and spices
Evolved as devices
So that insects would stop bugging flowers.
But these potions and medicine of ours,
Coffee, garlic, and spices
Evolved as devices
So that insects would stop bugging flowers.
— Richard Cowen