Lobby Quotes (2 quotes)
The men you see waiting in the lobbies of doctors offices are, in a vast majority of cases, suffering through poisoning caused by an excess of food.
There may be some interest in one of my own discoveries in physics, entitled, A Method of Approximating the Importance of a Given Physicist. Briefly stated, after elimination of all differentials, the importance of a physicist can be measured by observation in the lobby of a building where the American Physical Society is in session. The importance of a given physicist varies inversely with his mean free path as he moves from the door of the meeting-room toward the street. His progress, of course, is marked by a series of scattering collisions with other physicists, during which he remains successively in the orbit of other individuals for a finite length of time. A good physicist has a mean free path of 3.6 ± 0.3 meters. The shortest m.f.p. measured in a series of observations between 1445 and 1947 was that of Oppenheimer (New York, 1946), the figure being 2.7 centimeters. I know. I was waiting for him on the street.